Vertical!!!

Every now and then a salesman will come in the store and try to sell me something, and others will stop in and ask for donations. Today was a first for me! First,  this man entered the store and pitched the Lions Club and wanted donations. As soon as he was finished, he said, I also own a funeral home and I would like to help you out if I could. Then he said come and see me if I can help you. Then laughingly said I do mean vertically of course. At first I thought he was just kidding with me but he pulled out a business card and gave it to me. Wow! You know the economy is in bad shape when a funeral home is having to sell door to door.